The Theory of Big Bang

The History of Universe in one a half minutes. ^_^ Ahaha. Pretty funny. This is the theme song of The Big Bang Theory series which can not be watched on Japan my compie(Yo**ube) :
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Darn!
I should find another source to watch it!




Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and "Pangea"
"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!"
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with a big BANG!

It's expanding ever outwards but one day
It will pause, then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward,
we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that
it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here,
they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Encarta, Deuteronomy)
It all started with a big bang!

Music and mythology (Einstein and astrology)
It all started with a big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!